Short on finances doesn’t mean short on luxury. While your budget is tighter than an ill-fitting pair of Lululemon sweatpants on a midsummer afternoon, this crop top is designed to breathe a little Hollywood royalty into your life.

With a limited thread count that compromises your morals and not your fashion, it won’t be long before people believe you're working on the next Michael Bay film.

Skip the 10,000 hours it takes to attain mastery. Purchase this crop top and overnight you’ll receive the respect of your peers. Win them over with your tireless dedication to a craft you haven’t dedicated any time to. Receive credit for working on a big budget production without having to perform any of the work!

Features:

• Limited thread count designed for limited budgets.
• Reveals your skin, not your intentions.