A fan base that admires you. An exclusive community that envies you. A collection of people who spontaneously break out into choreographed song and dance whenever you're around. The sensation of a successful Hollywood career has never been this attainable.

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2. Short Film Investor: You’re the generous donor to a Kickstarter for a failed production created by the struggling actor you call your sibling. Though the film bombed and your sibling still works in a cafe, it ignited a passion for financing the dreams of others. Attract a steady stream of half baked scripts for short films with apparel that announces your new profession.
   
   
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